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The Wolfman: An Unsolicited Review

Oh Wolfman, how do ye suck? Let me count the ways. This movie is awful, save your duckets and buy a sweater or get your teeth cleaned because it will be money better spent and you will have more fun.

Transformation scene, cool. Hugo Weaving, good. Everything else, godless pit of sewage but please don’t let me ruin it for you. Maybe when you go see it and realize that:

1) You don’t care about any of the characters
2) The love story is moronic and unbelievable
3)You realize you are watching Friday the 13th Part whatever, but with a Wolfman
4) You realize you paid $10 for a steaming pile of dung

Then you will most likely feel the way that I do. I won’t ruin all the corny B.S. and hack, stereotypical dribble JUST in case someone out there actually wants to see it and has suffered from oxygen deprivation and may actually enjoy it.

Feel free to disagree and let me know about it.